ASSMENE

Pronounced (Ars-may-ne)

To properly preform ASSMENE, one (usually the male participant) must be wearing a lamp shade over their head, whilst naked with an erect pee pee, and dancing take the L from fortnite atop a table.

The performer must chant : ASSMENE 3 times before nutting on the floor.

Julie: I walked in on my Tran daughter performing Assmene this morning

Jarrod: hey bro, you wanna assmene with me later?

Julie: I walked in on my Tran daughter performing Assmene this morning

Jarrod: hey bro, you wanna assmene with me later?

by BigBird6ix9ine May 24, 2018

assmeel

A disgraceful smell that comes from de ass hole

I can smell a assmeel

by therealsircucksalot June 3, 2018

assumtions

For people who don’t know how to spell Assumptions.

Naomii made too many assumtions this week.

by Assumtion February 20, 2018

Assumsination

A conversation based soley on assumptions from both participants. Usuely an argument between immature self centered couples with no communication skills and lots of insecurities.

" so where did you go last night?"
"What makes you assume i went somewhere?"

" who is she?"

"The fuck are you talking about?"

"You must be cheating on me?"

"No way! I can only assume that you must be cheating if you are accusing me of cheating!"

"Now we are just having a assumsination. Can we not?"

by WittyWhite August 16, 2018

assmean

- a perfect word to describe someone who is a retarded assh0le.
- a f*cking bitch.

"oh my gahd, she's such an assmean!"

by satan reincarnated October 1, 2018

Assmeen

When one of the yasmeen mathews fuck the whole crew

Aye man you tryna get some assmeen tonight. Response:hell nah WE tryna get some assmeen

by Dydys7wuzwjkz October 3, 2018

Assumist

Its a person who always assumes somethimg and everything.

Rachel is such an Assumist.

I swear she is always assuming things. Sje is auch an Assumist.

by A.r.r.e.i.s January 10, 2019