Asshat

Asshat
English:
Somebody who tries to use Google or Google Maps in 1942.

Typing in how long it is to get to Germany from the United States, America is shocked as the computer tells him to "swim across the Atlantic Ocean".
Burger addict: so uh, what were we talking about?
Tea addict: that's not a question…and we were talking about Germany
Burger addict: *looks at a map of the U.S.*
Burger addict: how long will it take to get there by car?
Tea addict(annoyed): look at a world map
Burger addict: what do you mean, this is a world map!
Burger addict: fine, if you won't tell me, I'll just ask Google Maps! He'll tell me how to get there on top of how long it'll take!
Tea addict: we can't google stuff in 1942, you asshat!
Burger addict: watch how it's done, loser! Going from America..to Germany! I do what I want, biyaatch!

by idkijustlikejojo May 27, 2020

Assbat

Any annoying pest that you like but they are irritating at this moment

Damn you’re acting like an Assbat Today! What’s your problem..

by DirkyJerky March 31, 2021

Asstitty

means aesthetic in weirdo aoi language

“bakudeku is so asstitty!”

by Unknown 😮‍💨 July 5, 2021

Asstard

A dance leotard from the 1970s that goes up in your crack. Like a thong leotard.
For people, it's someone who gets up in your business and makes you uncomfortable or makes you feel like your ass is hanging out for everyone to see.

FOR THE CLOTHING:
THEA: I can't believe the dance captain picked this uniform.
MARIA: Seriously. Who wears asstards anymore?
THEA: I have to pick it out of my crack for the entire practice!

FOR A PERSON:
AIDEN: Does your new boyfriend go to VCU?
MARIA: Aiden, we broke up, just let it go.
THEA: For real, why are you such an asstard, Aiden? Get back in your own business.

by Besties22 September 8, 2022

Far Asshattan

Deep outer borough NYC.

I thought you said this party was in Bushwick, not Far Asshattan.

by ccbk November 18, 2015

reverse asshat

A person, of either gender, whose ignorant behavior would have you believe they would bend over backwards to shove their head up their ass.

A person of such blatant ignorance, its difficult to understand.

Someone who might use the term "Reverse Racism" without so much of a hint of remorse, or self-awareness.

Trump is such a reverse asshat, its staggering how he got elected.

by Sarreq December 3, 2016

swamp asshat

An insult that combines the definitions of "swamp ass" and "ass hat". Swamp ass meaning "when your ass is so sweaty you feel as if it is literally in a swamp" and Asshat meaning "when your head is so far up your ass, your ass becomes a hat for your head."

Swamp Asshat:

"You are being the swampiest of asshats right now, you dingus. Get your life together."

by Angstyaf October 22, 2018