Asscake

When someone's ass you just ate tasted just like cake, so you ate it like cake.

Oh yeah. I ate her ass like it was cake. She had an Asscake.

by lebronisgoat November 2, 2018

Seesaw Asshat

at a bachelor party at a fine gentleman's establishment, the bachelor is seated in a chair with his back to the pole. two dancers flank him on either side, then both jump up on the pole, facing each other, grabbing each others legs. with their rear-ends positioned directly over his head they rock back and forth in a seesaw motion.

did you see that poor sucker on stage at the diamond cabaret last night? he might be throwing his life away soon, but at least he got the seesaw asshat from the strippers!

by durty dawg July 15, 2009

Asswater

Liquid stool (diarrhea) resulting from a bad restaurant experience or a night of draft beer consumption.

Wow...that burrito after eight beers left me with unprecedented asswater.

by h. chinaski May 15, 2004

asshat

An ambiguous "emoticon" seen by some as a heart and others as asshat.

Is this a love letter, or a brush off to an asshat:

---------
Jake,

I guess you know how I feel about what happened last night. See you around!

<3

~Gina

by misinterpreter January 23, 2007

asshat

that little tatto chicks get right above their buttcrack usually called a tramp stamp

did u see taras new asshat i hope she didnt pay alot for it

by douschebaghater June 28, 2009

asshats

1. Absence of any form of political authority.
2. Political disorder and confusion.
3. Absence of government; the state of society where there is no law or supreme power; a state of lawlessness; political confusion.

Asshats is a secret goatse worshipping cult.

by Mer May 29, 2004

asshattery

a place where asshats are created, incubated, or otherwise come into being

just snuck out of the asshattery, didn't ya?

by vixen9791 August 12, 2006