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assadue

when your shit hits the water in your toilet and the shit/residue splashes back upon your ass.
while taking a nice dump your poop hits the water and the water proceeds to splash all over your ass. You've been assadued!!!!
by vanity wit a big dick January 17, 2009
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ahsafe

when you see one of your mates and you say it.
I saw my friends Moz and Reb and I said ahsafe.
by Liam Miller January 29, 2009
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A social disease, can be terminal, chronic, or acute. Tends to get worse with time. Chronic assaholism usually becomes fatal or long term and debilitating when mixed with drugs or alcohol, though not all assaholics are substance abusers.

Assaholics tend to congregate on websites pertaining to guns, race, or the poaching of large wildlife, dating sites (the married ones) and political rants.

Christian assaholism is a type of strain of assaholism that can be more prevalent in the bible belt.

Assaholism epidemics have been known to spread quickly, especially in large groups, hipster bars, frat houses, strip clubs, bad traffic and crowded department stores.
Assaholism ASSA-Hawl-ism, ASSA-haw-lick

"I see you've done nothing to cure your assaholism. Next time try hitting on my mom instead of my best friend. That might work better. Not."

"who's texting you at 2:20am?!"
"oh it's that assaholic I told you about. He thinks I'm going to be his bootycall. Not."
by Sadiesays December 9, 2013
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Assage

The smell of cup noodle, butt and cheese ruffles
It smells like assage in here!
by Sueq March 2, 2019
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assag

Being "assag" means being kind, trusthworthy and easy going. But it is said about someone very fragile and sensitive. You need to fight to keep someone "assag" in your life.
" Man...that girl is an assag...you gotta fight"
"wow...i didnt know you was that much assag"
by Tchikabra January 29, 2020
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asdafasf

Omg I just got pwnd ASDAFASFADSFADS!!!
by MagicalPie May 21, 2010
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Assalanche

When a large number of attractive females enter a room.
"Daaaaaaamn son! Look out for the assalanche that's coming through that door!"
by Feralwinky November 25, 2009
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