A retarded asshole that enjoys licking the sperm off of his brother's mangina. He likes to pet his girlfriends' vaginas and finger her in the middle of the hallways. He smiles like he is constipated and has a terd stuck in his asshole waiting for his mommy to come pull it out. He fucks red-haired firecrotches. A nasty douchebag with autism.
Person Number 1: "Who was that boy that was pooping in the hallway and making an obnoxious, constipated sound?
Person Number 2: "Oh that was an Allen Lee.
Person Number 2: "Oh that was an Allen Lee.
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Person B: His name is Allen, and he’s quite possibly the most interesting man in the world
Person B: His name is Allen, and he’s quite possibly the most interesting man in the world
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Sweet boy, mainly an athlete probably basketball or track. Handsome caramel boy who thinks outside the box. & Very chill Loves his family And great dude for an relationship when dealing with a Capricorn female They bring out the best. He’s funny but don’t go for bullshit always happy and sexy body genuine boy 6 pack too the girls love him and go crazy but he really wants 1 girl
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