Alamogordo

A small city in New Mexico with few hangouts for teenagers which include: Wal-Mart,the Mall(really a hall),Sonic, Denny's and more recently, Plateau Expresso. Recently had a flood after years of drought because some political genius decided that he would fill in the arroyos. Full of posers and full of old people. Next to Holloman Air Force Base and White Sands which is where the atomic bomb was first tested at in 1945,
which probably explains a lot. I suspect the nuclear fallout is affecting people's brains. Gossip runs rampant and if you live here it kind-of makes you want to kill yourself or others. Nice place though.

If you end up in Alamogordo, you will probably never get out.
At least not for long.
See you at Denny's!
=)

by LaiRaye January 12, 2007

alabama steamboat

when you fart between a chicks boobs and they make a motor noise. (similar to motorboating.)

So my girlfriend fell asleep during sex yesterday and I gave her the alabama steamboat.

by Travis Tackett August 6, 2008

Alamoghetto

Local name for Alamogordo, New Mexico... dustbowl of a wasteland. Empty buildings galore. So ghetto, wrecked cars just seem to fit in.

"Dude you live in Alamoghetto?"
"Yeah bro, it's basically dirt and tumbleweeds."

by starsmile85 March 7, 2011

Alabama Hogsucker

When a girl provides oral pleasure to a man with a mouth filled with pork rinds while wearing a Confederate flag thong.

Damn, homey, your Momma uses higher-quality pork rinds than your sister when giving me an Alabama Hogsucker. I know this for a fact.

by Charlie the Unicorn January 27, 2007

alabama wood runner

when your fucking a girl and she wraps her legs around your waist and hold her up, then you start fucking her and running full sprint into the open

since i had to go jogging and i was horny, i decided to do the alabama wood runner with my girlfriend.

by d-sickle January 8, 2010

Alabama Groundhog

A sexual act during oral in which at the point of climax, the woman stops and uppercuts the man's nuts into his scrotal canal. If they see his balls shadow when they re-descend, he gets four more weeks of BJs.

Damn man. My balls still hurt from that Alabama Groundhog Jill gave me. Upside a month of sloppy toppy.

by ClevelandBrown15 January 29, 2015

Alamo, CA

A small unincorporated town nearby Danville, Walnut Creek, and San Ramon. Alamo kids are much more chill than Danville, Walnut Creek, or San Ramon kids, and the majority aren't stuck up like the ones mentioned. Alamo kids spend most of their time around downtown Danville, Blackhawk, the Walnut Creek downtown, or at the Alamo plaza.

You know when a kid is from Alamo, CA when they're respectful but know how to have a good time.

by She'sTheBlade September 7, 2012