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Aster

A sexy girl with beautiful lips, nice small natural tits and perfect boner-making, sperm-extracting extra hot round ass. She is calm and cool on the surface but very wild in bed. She also likes to ride a long hard shaft vigorously until she reaches multiple orgasms.
1)Damn that dude is lucky, his chick is an aster.
2)The view a man gets when he doggystyles an aster is better than looking at the Niagara Falls, Victoria Falls and Iguazu Falls combined.
3)Hey bro you better get yourself in shape if you are thinking about getting inside that aster's pants.
4)OMG that aster is our new boss? Just looking at her ass in that tight skirt can make me cream my underwear.
by Esteban Sanchez January 12, 2018
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Amsterdam

A small suburban city outside of Albany, New York with a population of about 18,000. Filled with wannabee gangsters, snotty bitches, and drugs. Lots and lots of drugs.
Person from Albany area: Where are you from?

Amsterdam person: Amsterdam.

Person from Albany area: Go smoke a blunt pot head.
by imsweeeeeeet345 November 30, 2007
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Amsterdam Knuckle Dance

A noogie on a female's crotch to punish her for not shaving
I gave my bitch an Amsterdam Knuckle Dance last night cause I got pubs in my mouth after eating her out!
by Micah Gower November 14, 2009
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asteroid

One Hugh shit, like having a kid!
Dude i just laid an asteriod!
dude yo face looks like an astroid.
by Nooch September 5, 2003
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asteroid impact

(adj.) A class of weapon powerful enough to threaten humanitys' future as much as an asteroid, similar to that which supposedly killed the dinosaurs.
by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004
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asterisked

Fame or achievement tarnished by either facts (steriods in Barry Bond's case) or sour grapes.
Barry Bond's record is asterisked thanks to his romance with Balco performance-enhancing products.

Don Shula wants the Pat's 19-0 season asterisked becuz they filmed the NY Jets defensive signals at the start of the 2007 season. Like no team has ever done something like that before, lol.
by MrSteve December 1, 2007
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Asteristic

A statistic which requires further explanation or qualification, making it somewhat less valid
He had hist more home runs than any other baseball player in history, but this was just another asteristic because he also had more hits of anabolic steriods than any other baseball player in history.
by steve garvey August 17, 2008
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