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absence of mustache

an amazing band located in salem, oregon. it features three members Abby Miss Road, Marvin Phelps, and Humphrey Mus. this band performs all original songs, or original arrangements of somngs like the alphabet. some of their song title include "ireland", "let's all dance", and "hush lullaby". the band sometimes features accomplices in their awesome songs. some of their catchiest lyrics include...
person 1: "what time is it?"
person 2: "it's dancing time!"
person 1: you'd better check your pocket watch."
person 2: "oh no!"

and
(person 1 is up at 2 a.m. watching the television)
person 2: "this is your hush lullaby, speak not soft lips."

they are sort of the essence of awesome.
Human Being: wow, i just heard this band. they sang some songs.
Human Being, Other: oh, i know who you are talking about. absence of mustache, right?
Human Being: fosh.
by humphreymus April 21, 2009
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ablen't

a word meaning to not be able to, or in literal terms, being able to not.

Origins: 21st Century Jonieism
Rita: What do you mean you can't fix it?
Jonathan: I mean I'm not able to do it. I'm ablen't.
Rita: That's not a word!
Jonathan: just watch. www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ablen't
by whattheheck17 December 7, 2020
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Abenezer

A Fucking slab with a slab but also found attractive never gay sometimes liked by gay men abenezer is fat and slow also likes football most are ugly
look its abenezer did you see his slab??
abenezer is fat and slow
by Senor Slab November 9, 2017
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Aleena

An ugly, rude person who everyone hates and is super annoying. She is into eveyrone and is a hoe and a bitch.
SHE IS SO ALEENA
by aghagjaga January 23, 2022
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Abeer

Abeer is a women who is retarded, Um Kosheh, and Nafsieh can't really talk to her.... Sorry Abeer 😂
by samehandwriting January 4, 2018
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in absentia

a blistering, unrelenting hardcore band from Arizona
damn yo that band "In Absentia" be tight nucca.
by justinabsentia January 7, 2004
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Abernacious

It is a game, a word and there is a band surrounding it, called the Abernacious Trio. The word means something loosely translated as "super cool" or "awesome".
This concert is so abernacious, I'd see it a million times!
by ladygodivathreee January 13, 2006
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