Axe wound

A vagina

(Cillian) How d'your date go?

(Elijah) Great! I fucked her axe wound senseless!

by Big Homie 73 August 2, 2019

Chocolate Axe

A cologne that smells so good that it is almost orgasmic. If you wear it you are automatically more actractive. Only to be worn by sexy mofos

Ally: Ohmygod Josh smelled so good today
Michelle: He was probably wearing chocolate axe

by Algae157 April 16, 2011

Axe-hole

A person who wears so much body spray it triggers your gag reflex

Seriously, he's such an Axe-hole!

by Puertorekinsam July 1, 2011

Axe bomb

An axe bomb is where when you smoke cigs, pot, joints, ect, and you are not allowed to, you axe bomb you and the place you’re smoking in.

friend: fuck you smoked in my room dumbass your meant to smoke out the window now i gotta axe bomb the place.
you: ah damn bro mah bad

by penisshenis March 19, 2021

pig axe

In the same theme as the penis is called ham javelin, pork sword etc.. this is another swine themed acronym for the old chopper himself

I bludgeoned her across the face with my pig axe

by Slut Whore July 21, 2003

axe wound

A haircut based around a centre parting style. The hair is parted in such a precise manner that it looks as if the wearer's skull has been split by an axe. In a magestic coincidence, it also has the advantage of singling them out as a probable cunt

Look at the axe wound on that cunt

by dan July 16, 2003

axe wound

A VERY hideous looking minge/ pussy. also can be used in reference to a foul smelling minge.

Jesus christ woman! have you ever cleaned that axe wound? it's fucking rancid

by busterbrown September 12, 2006