asswart

Definitely something you don't wanna have.
If you stumbled upon this definition via google, I wish ye all the good luck. That's gotta hurt?

Shit those asswarts are exploding again!

by Oil Derrick April 12, 2009

asswagon

a car driven by a Teabagger (i.e. someone that is an avowed supporter of the Tea Party movement).

There goes another asswagon to the Palin "I'm not quite ready to declare" non-Presidential rally

by Swainly July 27, 2011

Asswater

Water that comes out of surfshorts when leaving a pool (note: fill shorts before leaving pool with as much water as possible)

dude, you just got asswatered!

by asswater crew July 23, 2003

Assadullah

A guy with a tendency to cling or be obsessed with chick flicks, particularly 500 Days of summer and the Notebook.
Relatively attractive, extremely sensitive, with a laid-back/mellow musical taste

See that hairy kid over there? He's such an Assadullah

by Conditioner Scent March 22, 2010

Asawa

As Soon As my Wife Allows it.

This is the same as ASAP, but ment for weekend work and overnight work.
"I will do this ASAWA"

by PhilBast February 24, 2010

Assabet

A vocational high school in Marlboro, Massachusetts.

Quite possibly one of the worst schools in the state.

Preppy white kids or Brazilian gang bangers are the majority here. But there is a small minority of Blacks and Hispanics.
The school is known throughout eastern MA as a drug infested hellhole full of future criminals.

Max: I hate Assabet! Them Brazilian dudes just tried to give me weed for FREE! How fucked up is that!!
Jake: That school sucks, man. You need to transfer!

by Metalhead83 September 23, 2011

Bashar Al Assad

A dictator who has murdered thousands of people and allowed ISIS to spread terror across the world. Hitler's middle eastern look alike.

Bashar Al Assad will get what's coming to him.

by That Lego on the floor May 18, 2017