nine banded armadildo

an enormous dildo with nine horny plates to excite the clitoris and the whole area

kev thought the woman was funny 'cos she kept grinning all the time.
then he noticed what appeared to be a cue case was in fact a nine banded armadildo. "table two please!"

by theWestHamfan January 27, 2004

Armadillo in my prayer garden

When a guy performs oral sex on a woman.

Girl A: (texts girl B) "what are you doing? "
Girl B: "sorry, can't talk now, there's an armadillo in my prayer garden. "

by JennDubs1 August 6, 2011

armadillo swag

This term describes those who are cool and awesome and do not make a big deal of it, like an armadillo hids from danger, armadillo swaggers hid from the big lights and just act awesome without broadcasting it.

"did you hear how Jimmy saved the cat?"
"no, he must have armadillo swag"

by kevoritels October 22, 2011

amador contreras

he is super hot can shuffel hard and can dubstep dj and he will be a super fun person if you invite him to a party or sleep over and he has a good sience of humor and he is sexy smexys hot and every sexy thing

cool sexy funny amador contreras funny:he is super hot can shuffel hard and can dubstep dj and he will be a super fun person if you invite him to a party or sleep over and he has a good sience of humor and he is sexy smexys hot and every sexy thing

by ama2kill December 27, 2012

Armadildo

A dildo the size of your arm.

Goddamn Jen that's a big one, you didn't have to buy a fucking armadildo.

by Smokinbarrel7 October 30, 2016

Amadeus

Amadeus is an absolute fucking unit, he has the sex drive of a jackhammer and the balls of a bull. His massive 46" penis can absolutely fuck anyone up, especially the boys.

You been pounded by Amadeus? Oh my yes!

by Definitelynoysomeoneuknow November 25, 2021

Ahmad

A wealthy man with a 9 incher who spends his time enjoying himself, especially one who engages in the art of the bedroom, or has many casual sexual relationships. He likes to spoil, ruin women in style and more then often emotional counselling is needed for the women and a carpenter for the bed.

As for ahmad he is moving onto the next one, as he enjoys sangria in Spain.

Vanessa - who's that guy?

Jessica - oh that's Ahmad he paid for my college, he's the ultimate daddy.

Ahmad - stares from the distance like a mystic, but there is no lie in his eyes.

by Daddy on the floor November 27, 2021