Angry Lesbian

What remains when a lesbian's lover suddenly jumps the fence over into having, or wanting to have, sex with men.
Judy: "Hi, Donna. I haven't seen Sara and Kat out lately. What's the scoop?"

Donna: "Sara discovered during her lesbianage of Kat that she had jumped the fence and has been seeing a man on the side. Some say they watched Sara build a bonfire in her front yard containing most of Kat's things. The fire department had to be called out to get the fire under control."

Pat: "Yes, Sara is definitely the Angry Lesbian now."

by passionwink January 25, 2008
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Angry Blowfish

The art of suffocating someone with your large stretched out scrotum. This is achieved by stretching your scrotal tissue over someone head and suffocating them like you would with a plastic bag.

You know it is successful when the blowfish motion on the scrotum has stopped.
Dude did you see Jason? He angry blowfished that guy last night.
by Xavier Dashwood February 02, 2016
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Angry Saki

When you previously hooked up with someone and decide to engage in sexual intercourse with bubble tea pearls. You drink bubble tea as you you hit it from behind but during your final thrust you choke on the pearls and fire it at the back of their head. They should turn backwards and pull a jarf to finish the moment off. Like Pea shooters in Plant Vs Zombies.
Bertram: Hey did you see what Hubert did last night?
Brion: Yeah, he did the angry saki with his mom!
by CRAPABURGER mckhehghaye January 05, 2019
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Angry Kitty

A woman responds to the paramedics when asked what her complaint is. "I'z got a angry kitty."

One lesbian to another....." I really wanted that Subaru Forester but, that angry kitty beat me too it."
by Teleygirl April 24, 2010
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Angry wizard

When a man is hitting it doggy style and he’s about to nut, he pulls out just before and dribbles spit onto the girls lower back to imitate cum. When she turns around to clean him up he angrily ejaculates in her face yelling “Shazaaam!” While using his dick as if it was a wand.
She thought I was finished but instead I gave her an angry wizard to the fore head
by Eskeeetit February 13, 2018
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physically angry

A level of anger where your body can't be controlled anymore and a person exhibits the physical signs of anger, such as clenching your fists, your heart racing, and your body temperature rising.
After what my ex did to me I couldn't help but get physically angry.
by Yourtypicalnerd6556 December 02, 2016
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angry possum

When your parnter acts dead during sex.
I thought she was doing the angry possum but i just suck.
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