jarf

jarf

1. when you're fucking a girl and you decide to do a backflip and cut her in half with your dick, while in the air you must jiz in her face, thus completing the jarf.

2. the name given to this kid eric

1. guy 1: "whoa, i jarfed this girl yesterday and she's not gonna recover for awhile.."
guy 2: "dude you have mad jarfing skills!"

2. jimmy:"have you seen jarf today?"

by xc team August 30, 2009

Jarf

To fool around, to make a mockery of one's self. Most commonly used in foolish situations, causing embarrassment to both the individual and the unfortunate party members.

Will most likely result in others avoiding you in the future, or pretending you have unfortunately latched onto the group in an undesired manner.

"Sam, quit jarfing around!"

"That really was one hell of a jarf"

"How supremely jarffacious of you"

by welovewinchester March 23, 2010

jarf

when a person farts under the water and eats the bubbles

zach spends hours in the bathtub jarfing

by Mary27 July 28, 2008

Jarf

Jarf is a sexual term which is usually illegal in practice

I Jarfed the kid down the street and he phoned the police

by Kamikaze July 6, 2004

Jarf

When a man ass fucks another man without permission or when a woman using a dildo or a strap-on ass fucks a guy without permission.

I sometimes enjoy being Jarfed on the weekends by strange men I just met. -Kippa

by kippa July 7, 2004

Jarf

A kid named Jake Hilton

Jarf was jarfin

by South Windershire September 5, 2021

Jarf

The act of jizzing and vomiting simultaneously, or the act of swallowing jizz and vomiting.

Dude, she swallowed, but then she jarfed!

by GingerElk May 21, 2011