An "albino nosebleed" is a sexual act that is achieved from oral sex. To achieve, firmly place both hands on the back of your partners head 10 to 20 seconds before ejaculation. While ejaculating, continue to apply pressure to back of head and do not release partner until completion. Wallah! Your partner should have seman draining from nasal cavity.
"My old lady tried to tell me the other day to not cum in her mouth! I said fuck it and gave that bitch an albino nosebleed!"
by Spock Spacedock February 18, 2010
Get the albino nosebleedmug. by sugma1232 December 29, 2022
Get the Albino sea monkeysmug. When you eat a bleached asshole.
After her Brazilian wax, my wife gets the starfish bleached. That way she can give me some albino kisses.
by EffingIdiot June 10, 2025
Get the Albino Kissesmug. 
by pur-pur March 29, 2023
Get the albino monkeymug. A Duck with a orange bill and yellow feathers. Knows how to dress classy while still being the most honest and respectful duck. Every girl's dream boyfriend.
Mostly nocturnal, loves going out and never spends his nights alone.
Very straight forward, and the king of flirting.
If you let a duck like this go, you've gotta go see a mental hospital for your stupidity.
Mostly nocturnal, loves going out and never spends his nights alone.
Very straight forward, and the king of flirting.
If you let a duck like this go, you've gotta go see a mental hospital for your stupidity.
If Albino goes out, I'm definitely showing up!
Albino the Duck besides being the most handsome duck ever does bits in my bed sheets ...
Albino the Duck besides being the most handsome duck ever does bits in my bed sheets ...
by Albino The Duck November 22, 2021
Get the Albino The Duckmug. A derogatory term for a white person. Namely, the self-centered, greedy, stuffy/uptight, and sheltered from the real world(cannot be in the sun) European-Americans.
by Marques; June 11, 2021
Get the Albinomug.