Skip to main content

flat hed

A flat hed is someone which a huge fucking head and actually thinks that the earth is flat LMFAO
“OMG did you hear what that fucking big headed flat heds said”
“No what”
“He think the earth is flat
“Phahahahahah”

Fuck off
“Flat hed”
by Stayout February 26, 2019
mugGet the flat hed mug.

Rainbow Flat

Something that is flat but isn't, usually a cycling route or event, yet not stupidly hilly.

Coined by Audax Club Bristol members after their president Paul Rainbow referred to the 1200km long distance cycling event Paris-Brest-Paris as flat to ease any pre-event jitters; it wasn't!
Is it a hilly ride?
No, it's Rainbow flat!
by 1.4.theroad August 25, 2022
mugGet the Rainbow Flat mug.

Flat skin

When you have no penis just flat skin and two raisin bollocks.
by Jon Belvoir April 18, 2018
mugGet the Flat skin mug.

rising flat

An unfortunate instance where one either gives or detects flatulance in an elevator.
"Goddamn! Did you smell that rising flat dude left in the elevator? That was raunchy!"
by Alex and Neil April 6, 2009
mugGet the rising flat mug.

smackhead flats

Flats with a high concentration of smackheads, usually in Urban or Sub Urban areas. People who live in smackhead flats usually use their welfare money to purchase Heroin and maybe also Cocaine making them potential crackheads too.
Jim Lost his job, he could not pay his rent therefor he was evicted - he now lives in the smackhead flats in the local shithole.
by NahItsSad January 1, 2018
mugGet the smackhead flats mug.

Flat Schooler

A play on flat earther, analogous to science and evidence denier. Despite ample evidence suggesting that schools, with proper measures in place, are relatively safe spaces for children and teachers to be, the flat schooler will have a finger in their ears. With a dangerously myopic worldview, inability to comprehend nuance, and a relatively low-ish IQ (under 110, though not always), they'll insist that schools are currently "germ factories" and that children are "plague rats". When one points out that the risks of closing schools outweigh the rewards, they just might call you selfish or a sociopath. This is projection.

This variation of idiot will often be found parroting phrases such as "trust the experts" and "trust the science". Except of course, the experts and scientists who say transmission in schools is low. Including Dr. Fauci, Unicef, CDC, and more.
Flat Schooler: "Trust the experts!"
Rational person: "Including when they say transmission is low within schools, and that schools are safe?"
Flat Schooler: (cognitive dissonance activated) "They're just covering up unsafe schools!"
Rational person: *eye roll* "You're such a flat schooler"
by dodia April 9, 2021
mugGet the Flat Schooler mug.

flat earthers

he has a small brain
haha a flat earther
flat earthers are not smart
by smartkat44444445 November 8, 2019
mugGet the flat earthers mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email