26th of January

Whoo hoo! It’s time to drop-kick all of those bitches you hate day!!

“26th of January, The best day of the year!”

by Cxrps3 January 26, 2025

26th April

It's okay, people tend to sleep on legends. It's fucking exhausting, but nothing new. Just keep this legendaric behaviour and energy going!!!!
Sarcastically ending stupid people is okay too, however unfortunately, not everyone's got a sense of humour.

Her birthdays on 26th April

It's 26th April today!

by Souvenir May 9, 2020

October 26th

National win day

Person 1: Hey what day is it?

Person 2: October 26th, that means we’re gonna win our game today!

by Fjfbefjchdbfkdjwhr October 26, 2019

26th February

The day to ask them out!
Ask out ur crush!

Hey, it's 26th February ya know..
O-oh?
I kind of like you..

by Anonymous258165 February 26, 2022

December 26th

Make your boyfriend cum day

BF: “Hey babe it’s December 26th”
GF: “ oh yeah, let me make you cum”

by Nebster5000 December 24, 2024

The legend of 26th of january

On the 26th of January, if you are awake for longer than 12 hours, you turn into a carrot and can never be turned back.

The legend of 26th of January is an urban legend, dating back to 16th century england

by urbandlegends1234 January 25, 2025

january 26th

really fit, loving boys are born on january 26th. they are very special and deserve to be treated like princes. however january 26th boys can be a pain in the arse, but you can fix this by shoving fanta down his throat, or by giving him head.

friend: oh my god your boyfriend is so fit!
me: duh, he’s born on january 26th

by ski279 November 1, 2019