Plank

A woman that doesn't know what to do during sex, typically a lazy girl or amatuer who lays on her back or stomach and planks while the man does all the work. Making this unpleasant to have sex with.

My dude, I finally had sex with her, and she didn't know what to do , that bitch was a plank.

by RealGee August 27, 2016

plank

T9 language for skank.

When texting skank on your cell phone the T9 God will substitute "plank."

God U R a plank. And a total plut.

by Plank April 9, 2006

Plank

To plank: to have a planned wank. Being planned will involve some sort of preparation eg tissues ready, computer, 'special sites' etc

John: What are you doing tonight Will?
Will: I'm going to have a crafty plank, parents are out...
John: You sly dog.

or

Man A: I'm so stressed at the moment!
Man B: Why dont you have a plank tonight?
Man A: What's that?
Man B: *whispers in ear*
Man A: What, even with cushions and the lot? What a great idea, thanks bud!

by aslyone August 29, 2010

Walk the Plank

To pull out into a busy intersection when making a left turn at a light so the people behind you have a chance to turn on yellow too.

“We would make that light if that guy would just walk the plank for us.”

by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006

Walk The Plank

In the game of beer pong when you throw the ball at the opponent's cup and the ball lands in the cup, but the cup tips over and spills off the table. The team's whose cup spilt has to drink two of the remaining cups on the table. However, you can't win on a Walk the Plank.

*Splash*

Bob: You two have to drink two of those cups.

Sam: No, you know you can't win on a Walk the Plank, I only need to drink one.

by pjizzletv July 19, 2011

plock

To smack a chicken with your wang. A custom found in many Asian nations.

Wing Chan just plocked another one!

by Grant October 1, 2003

ponk

to whore, bitchslap, disgrace, own

cookie will now ponk bronto

by cookie October 9, 2002