Wars that happen on a playground, usually a school playground at recess period. They are wars between micro nations that claim land on the playground and some can turn violent. (I know that all too well.) They form a government with different ranks and military ranks, send out spies, and plan revolutions and alliances more often that you would think. They also slap names on places in the playground, buy land, and all that. The most important land is determined by how many battles were fought there. Me and my friends used to do this and there was a tall tower, everyone fought over it which resulted in a lot of violence.
by Дай№$&@*±|`£[ April 6, 2023
Get the Recess Warsmug. When someone just got out of a relationship and is just trying to pickup girls that look the same as his/her ex.
”Dude, Jennie broke up with me last week. So I guess I will go out and do the clone wars.”
”I feel you brah. I did the same when it didn’t work out with Lisa.”
”I feel you brah. I did the same when it didn’t work out with Lisa.”
by Theepichoneybadger August 13, 2018
Get the Do the clone warsmug. War thunder is an online credit card simulator where you fly planes and shoot tanks. It is made by Gaijin entertainment. To get to your favorite modern vehicle can take 6+ months, or you can buy a premium plane or tank for $75 and cut that in half. The game is also very buggy and unbalanced, and any Russian tank is immediately better than all the other tanks in the game due to stalinium, a rare Russian material that is indestructible. The players also like to leak classified documents to make the game slightly more realistic.
Bob: “Tom, why do you take out so many bank loans?”
Tom: “So I can afford the War Thunder premiums.”
Bob: “You’re stupid, and what are those documents on the floor?”
Tom: “I need to leak the so the Ariete gets one mm of armour more.”
Tom: “So I can afford the War Thunder premiums.”
Bob: “You’re stupid, and what are those documents on the floor?”
Tom: “I need to leak the so the Ariete gets one mm of armour more.”
by Michigan man 9000 May 14, 2024
Get the War Thundermug. by SesSeed July 3, 2023
Get the British Civil Warmug. The Badussy War I was the first floptropican war.
Belligerents:
-Da Boyz Union
State of Chad
Empire of Mew
Republic of Rizzler
-Kingdoms of Floptropica (before our time, Floptropica did not exist yet.)
Kingdom of Jiafei
Kingdom of Cardussy Beech
Dynasty of Nickussi Moanaj
State of Megussy Thee Stallion
Republic of Cupcakkina
3435 Kingdom
Various Potaxie Tribes
The first battle happened at the Lighthouse of Flops, Avocado City, in the Northwestern Potaxie Tribe Territory.
Casualties: 21
Daboyzz - 6
Flops - 15
The second battle striked at the Bojayna City in Cupcakke Republic, with the Da Boyz Union taking over the entire Republic in a few days.
The kingdoms of Nickussy Moanaj, Jiafei, 3435, Cardussy Beech and Megussy Thee Stallion formed into the Republic of Flop. (Better known as Floptropica)
Lana Del Rey, a general in the war fought at the battle of Positions Port, 3435 Kingdom.
Del Rey died after the 420th unit of skibidi kids tortured her.
All the kingdoms would push out the Da Boyz Union away from the sacred lands of Floptropica, to preserve it for the four other wars to come.
-TREATY OF JIAFEINA-
The Da Boyz Union shall never attack Floptropica until this treaty expires.
Floptropica will gain all of its stolen lands back.
The Da Boyz Union will pay for the 69 people dead of Floptropica, with 12 of them being from endangered Potaxie Tribes, having to be preserved.
Belligerents:
-Da Boyz Union
State of Chad
Empire of Mew
Republic of Rizzler
-Kingdoms of Floptropica (before our time, Floptropica did not exist yet.)
Kingdom of Jiafei
Kingdom of Cardussy Beech
Dynasty of Nickussi Moanaj
State of Megussy Thee Stallion
Republic of Cupcakkina
3435 Kingdom
Various Potaxie Tribes
The first battle happened at the Lighthouse of Flops, Avocado City, in the Northwestern Potaxie Tribe Territory.
Casualties: 21
Daboyzz - 6
Flops - 15
The second battle striked at the Bojayna City in Cupcakke Republic, with the Da Boyz Union taking over the entire Republic in a few days.
The kingdoms of Nickussy Moanaj, Jiafei, 3435, Cardussy Beech and Megussy Thee Stallion formed into the Republic of Flop. (Better known as Floptropica)
Lana Del Rey, a general in the war fought at the battle of Positions Port, 3435 Kingdom.
Del Rey died after the 420th unit of skibidi kids tortured her.
All the kingdoms would push out the Da Boyz Union away from the sacred lands of Floptropica, to preserve it for the four other wars to come.
-TREATY OF JIAFEINA-
The Da Boyz Union shall never attack Floptropica until this treaty expires.
Floptropica will gain all of its stolen lands back.
The Da Boyz Union will pay for the 69 people dead of Floptropica, with 12 of them being from endangered Potaxie Tribes, having to be preserved.
by queenzielocthevoice May 26, 2024
Get the Badussy War Imug. by Gillette Abdi April 29, 2018
Get the infinity warmug. On August 16, you are allowed to commit a war crime against humanity, and get away with it. (Don't actually do this, you will go to jail.)
by ProfessionalWarCrimeCommiter December 31, 2022
Get the War Crimes Daymug.