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Black Bob

a person endowed with exceptional qualities or abilities.

a person having achieved popularity, profit, or distinction.
by Bbtheprofessor November 22, 2021
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Bob Marley

Despite his squeaky-clean image as one of the pioneers of reggae music and flying in the face of what Little Itty-Bitty Bob Midget Boy Marley's severely stunted manlet fanboys would like you to believe, Bob "Manlet Mathematics" Marley was a dwarfed, 5ft6 small, Old Toby pipe-weed smoking Ewok hobbit and, according to credible allegations made by his sadistically victimized wife Rita Marley, a wife-beating violent sexual deviant and therefore just another typical small man syndrome-infected microscopic manlet midget monstrosity. Known for constantly cheating on his long-suffering wifelet and even stooping so low as to impregnate and then promptly leave eight innocent women alone to raise his illegitimate offspring in grinding poverty while Bob "Sissy Manlet" Marley rubbed tiny shoulders with the brutally overcompensating and grotesquely gnomish, platform shoes wearing Gabonese dictator and absolute midget turbo-manlet Omar "Standing Blowjob" Bongo - the devastatingly diminutive, peculiarly petite and inherently effeminate myopic manlet pipsqueak fairy Robert Nesta "Straight Outta The Shire" Marley was certainly not someone to look up to. Because he was way too short for that. Manlets BTFO.
Manmore 1: Manlet detected. Isn't that Bob Marley standing around in that front yard over there? Manmore 2: You are mistaken. Here, take my magnifying glass. It's just a moss-covered garden gnome. Manmore 1: Oh, you're right! My apologies. Manmore 2: No problem, easy mistake to make!
by ManletDepreciator September 29, 2024
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BOB

by MrGreen142678 November 1, 2022
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Slim-Bob

A bad fake or a knock off. Not as good as the original Slim Jim. Cheap and fake substitution.
“Man he really acts like a good guy, but we all know he is a Slim-Bob.”
“Agreed. He is just putting on an act, but I guess whatever floats their boat. L”
by Slim-Bob October 18, 2017
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Bob

If thy hath typed random letters when thou art bored in urban dictionary, and befallen upon this word, thou must...... GET A LIFE! I swear to god there are better things to do then randomly typing Bob in Urban.
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Bob

The person who interrupts conversations everywhere by farting
Guy 1: Bob is Back!

Guy 2: Oh oh oh BLEAGHHHHHHHHH
by ZipRodge January 13, 2022
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Ari-Bob

Ari-Bob is a Middleburg College graduate and first Jewish American WH Press Secretary.
by Coop Dupe January 17, 2020
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