the funk junk
A mixed drink. 1 part Hennessey, 1 part Bacardi 151, 1 part Smirnoff Twisted Green Apple, 1 part Red Bull. Its the shizzy!!
the funk junk by josh January 14, 2005
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The butt joke
Steve: "Look like you could use some captain in you"
Ryan: (Pause)
Steve: "And I'll be the captian"
Ryan: "OH! The butt joke! Haha"
Ryan: (Pause)
Steve: "And I'll be the captian"
Ryan: "OH! The butt joke! Haha"
The butt joke by guitarguy07 November 4, 2008
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The Dad Jean
A phenomenon in which all dads wear there same acid wash jeans from the 80's-early 00's. No mothers wear the mom jean anymore, they only wear sweatpants, hence the dad jean. All jeans must all be must be atleast 5 years old.
Person 1 (Talking to her husband/boyfriend): Honey, you have to get some new jeans, they're looking pretty worn!
Person 2: No they're not, they look perfectly fine!
Person 1: No, they look to old now, they've turned into the dad jeans.
Person 2: No they're not, they look perfectly fine!
Person 1: No, they look to old now, they've turned into the dad jeans.
The Dad Jean by ThroughtheLookingGlasses May 27, 2011
The Urban Jedi
When one man takes a toy lightsaber and shoves it in to an other mans anus, and vice versa. then afterwards they pull out the light saber and sword fight.
The Urban Jedi by Fisterresrtstrstrstrstrst January 2, 2012
The Dirty Jack-O-Lantern
The Dirty Jack-O-Lantern by Tommynof May 28, 2012
The Bl-jack Death
an incurable illness brought on by too much exposure to the dark side of the internet, symptoms include trauma, uncontrollable flashbacks, nausea, insomnia, paranoia and psychosis.
"man everytime i sleep i keep seeing images of that dead guys dick with a nail through it, i think iv got the bl-jack death"
The Bl-jack Death by Bljack death sufferer November 27, 2012
The Pickle Jar Effect
The effect that happens when a girl refuses to have intercourse with one partner. Then with the next partner finally, and often easily, has intercourse for the first time.
Example: kinda like how someone is struggling to open a pickle jar.
Guy 1: dude did you have sex with Tiffany last night?
Guy 2: no, she wouldn’t let me.
Guy 1: oh, sounds like The Pickle Jar Effect.
Guy 1: dude did you have sex with Tiffany last night?
Guy 2: no, she wouldn’t let me.
Guy 1: oh, sounds like The Pickle Jar Effect.
The Pickle Jar Effect by The Bedtime Thinker February 7, 2018