Dead

1) Something you say to someone when they tell you a joke and it was really funny, usually said in between laughter
2) Something texted or tweeted when a joke is kinda funny and you never actually laugh but you feel the need to say you did

*someone tells an okay joke*
“WOW TIFFANY THAT WAS SO FUNNY. IM DEAD. HAHAHHAHA.”

by c8cross March 1, 2018

Dead Man’s Bling

Jewelry one would get because of the death of a family member

Yo check out my new dead man’s bling I got from my grandpa

by Dmiester3007 March 14, 2018

Dead

not alive

Wow he's dead

by Uberstorm2 March 15, 2018

dead xd

DEAD XD: When you laugh so hard you die

I sharted when i was dead xd

by Allyc; May 13, 2018

drop dead

a rude way of telling someone that you are annoyed with them and want them to go away or be quiet

Oh, just drop dead!

by tenorialex February 15, 2017

Dead snake

When a person gives head to a man with erectile dysfunction.

She loves to dead snake guys.

by Thankancerboi February 28, 2017

dead goat

a goat scared to death

the goat is a dead goat

by why are you looking at this June 18, 2018