slouch potato

n. Slovenly person with no ambition and bad posture.

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Get some shape on your benighted life you didgeridoo-bashing slouch potato. You don’t want to end up washing koala scrotums down the docks in Perth.

by gnostic3 December 22, 2021

Potato foot

When you eat a giant plate of cheesy potatoes and your foot goes numb

Mary couldn’t make her soccer game because she had a bad case of potato foot

by vnthegreatest October 22, 2017

Pitito Potato

Like tomato tomato but better. Pronounced puh-tee-toe puh-tah-toe

Person 1. Hello Fred

Person 2. Actually it’s spelt with a p
Person 1. Pitito potato

by Flem Flam December 30, 2024

Romantic Potatoeing

When a couple dates and spends their time lounging at home together on a couch or in a bed (non-sexually). Activities that go with Romantic Potatoeing include: Watching Netflix/Hulu, eating snacks all day and not meals, cuddling with blankets/robes on, and possibly doing laundry.

Jane and I were romantic potatoeing all through the rainy day.

by StrawberryMilkWolf October 15, 2017

potato

a body shaper that you put under your clothes to snatch your body

“mom where’s your potato? i don’t like the way my body looks in this dress.” :(

by yrusmtm March 10, 2022

Slow Potato

Slow insertion of double thumbs into one's partner while speaking sexy phrases in Spanish.

Babygirl, feel my slow potato, "Tienes una sonrisa hermosa."

by Whips-n-Chains April 18, 2024

Doo doo potato

When you run out of toilet paper and all you have left is potato’s

Can you flush a doo doo potato

by Jake Cordes July 8, 2021