Fuck my ass

1. As a self insult, usually used when making a stupid/careless mistake.

2. During sexual intercourse/pornography, usually when a woman is horny.

Teacher: Caden you lost 3 marks in your math exam due to careless mistake.
Caden: Ah, fuck my ass!

Woman: Fuck my ass!
Man: Ok.

by Eat hen February 27, 2019

my first mustache

A thin dark fuzz of hair on the upper lip of adolescent males. A fashion accessory commonly sported amongst adolescent white trash. Also known as a "crustache".

Dude, Bill finally shaved off that my first mustache he's been sporting since the 9th grade. That camaro look is completely shot.

by Bad2TheBone February 14, 2003

oh my dad

An expression of exclamation used primarily to indicate surprise, but can also be used to express shock, fear, pleasure or virtually any emotion.

1. Tom: "I slept with your wife last night."
Steve: "Oh, my dad! Seriously, though, I'm gonna kill you."

2. "I just saw Justine topless and, Oh my dad, were those breasts beautiful!"

3. Jake just new deep in his guts that the moment was right. With lust in his mind and more in his pants he turned to Lily and, with a sultry look in his eye, simply said, "Oh....my dad.".

4. Oh my dad! I forgot to feed the kids for the last four days! Derp!

by BryJo August 30, 2007

pissing in my cheerios

this is used as an alternative way to say that someone ruined the moment or your day.

"check out this girl I went out with last night, isn't she fine?"

"Ehhh, she's not all that"

"Damn bro, thanks for pissing in my cheerios!"

by Mliton and Alex February 9, 2008

excuse my french

Also 'Pardon my French.' Phrase mumbled insincerely immediately after or before one swears a blue streak within earshot of the elderly, the young, or the simply uptight.

'Excuse my French, but that woman is a fucking cunt.'
or, after stubbing one's toe,
'OW! FUCK! JEEESUS! I'm sorry ... excuse my French.'

by Shameless September 5, 2003

your my everything

when no matter what the person dose you will always be there for them. that if you lose them it will feel like such a big part of your life is gone. when a boy says "your my everything baby" they usally mean it.

boy: babe....

girl: yea??

boy: your my everything...

girl: really??

boy: yes i will do any thing to keep you and if i lost you my life wouldnt ever be the same.

by asnyder15ox February 13, 2009

piss my bird

to be highly upset by someone, something, or just generally pissed off.

my boss is really going to piss my bird if he doesnt give me a raise.

by ole dick knuckler April 29, 2010