When you mediate two feelings or actions to achieve a third effect that is greater than the sum of it's parts. For instance, having a coffee and a zyn, or having a shitty monday morning hungover and having a lunchtime beer. Then you get golden fucking neutral.

Christ, that 2cb made me tweak, but the buckfast has got me golden fucking neutral baby.

Golden fucking neutral by Cheekygeezer333 August 6, 2025

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Golden Pokémon

The act of pissing on an expensive Pokémon trading card and then gagging a truck stop hooker with it while you’re “bangin’” her in your 18 wheeler

“Are you freaky? I wanna try the ‘Golden Pokémon’ tonight”

Golden Pokémon by Fart noises August 25, 2025

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Golden

A way to say “painful sex”

I had golden with my girlfriend.
I had golden with my boyfriend.

Golden by icl pmo sybau September 6, 2025

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Golden water board

When a girl squats over your face while grabbing onto your head and peeing directly onto your face hence making it hard to breathe while she is pissing on you.

Make sure you drink a lot of water before you give him a golden water board

Golden water board by snoozieWTF September 9, 2025

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