on dead 

When your cell phone's battery is dead.

Cell phones step down to a low-power mode automatically, thus "on low". When they turn themselves off, they are now "on dead".

Can you plug in my phone?
Is it on low?
No, it's on dead.

on dead by jevanyn March 23, 2011

Michael Jackson isn't dead 

Yup thats right

Michael Jackson isn't dead = truth

Michael Jackson isn't dead by jsiksi August 6, 2009

Ensign Dead 

In Star Trek, a random Redshirt who is taken on an away mission simply for the purpose of getting killed. Can also be used to refer to a superfluous member of any friendship or work group - one who doesn't quite fit in and is often left out, or asked to do things the other people won't.

Nerd #1: Who the hell is that guy talking to Bones?
Nerd #2: Oh, that's just Ensign Dead.

Wes: Ugh, someone threw up in the meeting room at the party last night. It's disgusting - someone's got to clean it up.
Nick: Make Jeff do it; he's such an Ensign Dead.

Ensign Dead by wolfiesayrawr July 19, 2012

skull dead

When someone is so mashed up on drugs that there’s nothing going on inside

Look at these stoners, they're all skull dead

skull dead by disciple_of_jimmy January 17, 2013

Temporary dead 

Temporary dead=ignoring everything and not gonna deal with it.

Sandra:hey you still there?
Sandra:are you alive?
Sandra:answer me

Sandra:shit

Andy:what?i was ignoring you .actually i went to the party last night.no more chatting on the facebook cuz i was busy lol
at the time i was dead actually
temporary dead

Temporary dead by Andy Train December 7, 2013

Inspirational Dead-drops 

Inspirational Dead-drops

The act of leaving charms with an inspirational message along with it for a random bypasser to stumble across.
-The art of writing, or using the art using Graffiti in order to leave behind inspirational, impactive messages or quotes that captivate the attention of a bypasser to evoke a deep thought; a thought in which makes one reflect deeply of themselves or others.

Like they say: Inspiration is like bathing, it's effective but only for a short amount of time; which is why we recommend it daily.

Inspirational Dead-drops-
I once had a collection of four leaf clovers, and began leaving them in different spots for people to find. I left one in a dictionary at my school with a note that says "They say luck comes to those who appreciate what they already have; This talisman is not a sign of good luck to come. Rather, a talisman that will help you overcome the bad luck you may encounter"

I took the bus the other day and reflected on something i read written on the back of the seat someone was sitting on- "We start out our lives by thinking we are everything, to knowing we are nothing, to trying to be something... Don't give up<3"

"We waste a lot of time chasing after people we could have caught by just standing still"

Inspirational Dead-drops by kryptonite069 December 18, 2013

Moaning Dead 

When you eat so much that you are in a PAINFUL food coma, where your only form of communication is in the form of moans and groans.

After he had eaten 5 cheeseburgers and a steak , it was evident that he had joined the ranks of the Moaning Dead.

Moaning Dead by LeeOwnE October 1, 2016