An erect penis... When a guy is hanging out with a girl and she leaves the room for a minute, he pull his dick out and get it hard so when she comes back he can offer her a "chair"
She might say "aww thanks babe, so thoughtful! you pulled up a chair for me, now I have somewhere to sit"
Or if she doesn't notice right away he might say "I pulled up a chair for you, have a seat. You're welcome"
Or if she doesn't notice right away he might say "I pulled up a chair for you, have a seat. You're welcome"
by El.gallo.bonita January 21, 2024
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by SphereSquared January 23, 2024
Get the Chairing mug.a term used by annoying stan twitter gays and other social rejects who never stop looking at a screen, to describe someone like them, who spends way too much time sitting on a gaming chair and staring at a screen causing it to have a dent on it.
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by lilfishprincess January 26, 2024
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by gdcolo7 November 19, 2023
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GET BACK TO WORK CHAIRBOBINIGGAPANTS!
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