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An underwater crab who is very greedy and will kill for any amount of money, big or small. He also has crab lice, which runs rampant in his house because of all the two cent hookers that he pays only two cents to sleep with him. They are usually ones with a snatch that smells like fish and that has wizard sleeves.
Mr. Krabs: "Aargh!"
Spongebob: "What's wrong Mr. Krabs?"
Mr. Krabs: "Me genitals is itching!"
Spongebob: "Mr. Krabs, you really should stop sleeping with those prostitutes."
Mr. Krabs: "Aargh! Shut up, boy! You haven't even been laid yet!"
*Spongebob begins to cry.
by Alyssaisthebomb January 28, 2011
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He traded his best employees soul to a ghost pirate for 69 cents. Thats all you need to know. Oh yea, he also owns a Fast Food restaurant and apparently fucked a whale. He also fights with a plankton that is a too big for its size.
by GitGudBilly June 13, 2017
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Any American Boss, it is represented in the cartoons of spongebob squarepants. he's greedy and kills for a cent.
dude: my boss only thinks about getting more money
other dude: oh yeah, the less money they make they closer they are to commit suicide
dude: he's a damn mr krabs
other dude: poor miserable
by elbala November 26, 2010
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