chairbobiniggapants

A chairbobiniggapants is the result of six dwarves sneaking inside of the television port of your TV causing a large amount of dwarve semen to evenly spread across the inside of the screen, warping and distorting the screen right when you are watching spongebob episode 5 season 4 causing spongebob to look like he is now a black chair, then the episode continues to show mister crabs telling him to get back to work resulting in it looking like mr. krabs is being racist towards the chairbobi since he is now black.
by AmSidDestroyerOfCocks December 05, 2023
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Cyat

A large bowl of marinara sauce designed to repel all defective snorkelling ear hats that add up to 7 masterbating autistic kids who spy on gold pennys in the sewer of madagascar , who end up pregananant with a pack of school noodles which make ransack panda villages see blue variations of my ugly ex radio that I threw out when i was -7 years old. Then I started a cult of maniacal zoophilic quadrilaterals that took over six dimes worth of a grinches anal hair, which made a cat on the left side of my nutsack grow to 3 times the normal size of cat, but only on its middle asscheek, creating the term cyat, because the cat has a massive gyat.
damn that cat has a really respectable cyat.
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Cyat

A large bowl of marinara sauce designed to repel all defective snorkelling ear hats that add up to 7 masterbating autistic kids who spy on gold pennys in the sewer of madagascar , who end up pregananant with a pack of school noodles which make ransack panda villages see blue variations of my ugly ex radio that I threw out when i was -7 years old. Then I started a cult of maniacal zoophilic quadrilaterals that took over six dimes worth of a grinches anal hair, which made a cat on the left side of my nutsack grow to 3 times the normal size of cat, but only on its middle asscheek, creating the term cyat, because the cat has a massive gyat.
damn that cat has a really respectable cyat.
by AmSidDestroyerOfCocks December 05, 2023
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