Boner

When ur home alone and see ur hot sister in tights

Omg brother is that a BONER!

by Yo yo bitch May 29, 2018

pussy boner

What a women says to herself when she first sees a new partners erection and is not overly impressed

Lisa: man was I hot for trevor until i saw him naked...
Jill: why? did he have a pussy boner?
Lisa: yes... God it was pathetic!

by jdangle February 8, 2010

boner

A boner is what a woman gets when she is excited. Only women get boners. Men get erections.

When Fundo looked at Fundita, she got a boner.

by authOOr July 20, 2006

Boner kill

The act of denying three friends a chance to see DJ Tiesto live, and syphoning 3 days out of Barcelona activities.

Brian is a boner kill.
The trip that Brian planned was a boner kill.
Due to the acts of Brians planning, many boners were killed.
Boner kill.

by Keith Hamold July 10, 2010

cockem bopers

when you and your buds stick sockem bopers on your dicks and play like that instead of punching

Hey guys, lets play cockem bopers
*sticks sockem boper on dick*

by Nachocock321 August 29, 2009

Boferous

(Adjective, Descriptive/Derogatory)

1) Someone who is overweight by quite a bit, but dresses in clothing inappropriate to their size. Can be used for either sex.

1) Man, that guy should NOT be wearing that shirt. I can see his freakishly large gut! That's just Boferous.

2) I'm all for women in skimpy tops, but jeez! Wear a sweater, would ya, Boferous?

by Deadman August 11, 2004

Boner move

When someone, most often a male, says or does something thats unnecessarily mean or stupid. Male version of bitch move. Or a when i man thinks with his dick and not he brain.

Cindy: Hey john, do these pants make my me look fat?
John: Don't be stupid Cindy, of course they do.
Cindy: Wow, boner move right there.

Lucy: Did you know your boyfriend went home with that slutty girl last night after the party?
Taylor: Well after that boner move hes not going to be my boyfriend anymore!

by C. R. P. March 6, 2010