Boferous 

(Adjective, Descriptive/Derogatory)

1) Someone who is overweight by quite a bit, but dresses in clothing inappropriate to their size. Can be used for either sex.

1) Man, that guy should NOT be wearing that shirt. I can see his freakishly large gut! That's just Boferous.

2) I'm all for women in skimpy tops, but jeez! Wear a sweater, would ya, Boferous?

Boferous by Deadman August 11, 2004

Bonerous 

A portmanteau of 'Boner' and 'Onerous'. An adjective referring to a forboding sense of doom related to ones aroused state. Used to describe a boner that is bound cause the wearer some sort of trouble.

He felt a bonerous sensation coming along, as he stood there at the feminist rally.

or

He looked at his secretary and then at his trousers. Fully aware of the bonerous circumstances, he proceeded to spank dat ass.

Bonerous by ElCappa August 20, 2012

bonerous 

of, or relating to a fully engorged penis. used as an adjective slang for a generally negative situation, occurance, or subsequent noun.

As the day passed, Germaine's mood became perpetually more and more bonerous, after his girlfriend was eaten alive by piranhas, merely out of spite.

bonerous by dire frivolity [AIM] May 31, 2005