tart boner

When you get excited walking into a patisserie and notice how sexy the tart section looks.

Oi! put your tart boner away. There’s enough cream in here without you blowing your load!

by Slippy slipper slapper December 12, 2017

Boner Vernon

A highschool dude who preys on younger kids both male and female. Often comes across as a f-boy with a severe case of "It's not a phase."

"oh look, a Boner Vernon"

"Hide the fetal children"

by WasabiWizard April 6, 2022

Boner Eclipse

when a boy is facetiming or snap-chatting his girlfriend and his boner is blocking his face and it casts a shadow.

Hunter I can’t see your face. it must be a boner eclipse

by Big Dick Mitchell September 22, 2019

Boner

When a dog chews a bone or a dog toy it’s called a boner

John: just got a new dog

Emily: oh he has a boner

by Whenbigchungusissus April 6, 2021

Boner

When a guy’s pp hardens because he is turned on by something.

Skye gave Logan a kiss, and Logan got an 8 inch boner.

by Someone with a 🅱️rain July 28, 2022

Butt Boner

When someone shits in their pants and it looks like a boner is coming out of their ass.

Amber swung her fists at me, it scared me so bad I developed a butt boner.

by SnookyShooky December 2, 2023

Inverse Boner

The event when, instead of the penis growing larger, the rest of the body gets smaller, thereby increasing the relative size of the shlong.

Not to be confused with a reverse boner.

You see, Perry the Platypus, with my latest inator, I will obtain an unstoppable inverse boner: giving me the largest glizzy in the entire Tri State Area... relatively.

by Only_69 April 18, 2021