Anti goals 

Natalie’s work microwave

This microwave is below the national average and keeps my food lukewarm, that’s anti goals

Anti goals by Shaniq Harris April 23, 2025

Throat Goat 

Charlie Haffenden

He just downed that drink like the throat goat

Throat Goat by Chester123! May 3, 2025

Peruvian Goat Saddle 

When giving anal, the top says “saddle up, partner” and proceeds to slide upwards on the bottoms back while keeping penetration. The top will then grab the hair of the bottom and twist it around their grips as if they were goat horns. The sexual activity will then continue while in a concerning amount of pain

Woman: “Babe, let’s spice it up tonight, it’s been kinda boring in bed recently”
Man: “Yeah I agree, let’s do something crazy, like the Peruvian Goat Saddle”
Woman: “The fuck is that?”

Peruvian Goat Saddle by YoCug41 June 6, 2025

kaiden goat

kaiden is the greatest fucker of all time. better then anybody especially people whos names start with a b. he is the goat and is the greatest in all that he does. there are very few of these but youll know when you see one

person 1: yooo hes awesome at everything who is he

person 2: must be one if those kaiden goats

kaiden goat by 336kaid July 21, 2025

Leather Goals 

When someone rocks a leather jacket or bag so effortlessly that it instantly becomes the standard of style you secretly (or not so secretly) want to copy. The perfect mix of confidence, timeless fashion, and durability.

Did you see Alex walking in with that Pious Leather jacket? Total leather goals.

Leather Goals by PiousVoice September 2, 2025

endetheman_goat 

A Jew and shit

endetheman_goat really hates oscarmeza21

endetheman_goat by joshisaneka September 4, 2025

TT GOAT 

A TT GOAT is a ThroaT GOAT. A person who gives very very good head. Greatest Of All Time. Multiple positive reviews.

Last night was amazing, she is a TT GOAT!

TT GOAT by D2588E September 7, 2025