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by yourmomandmeat12 December 8, 2017
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crack apple

Just as a candied apple is made, A crack apple is first assembled by taking a nice large shiny red apple and shoving a popsicle stick in it. Next you must take a 9 inch skillet and place it over a vat of lard on low flame. Place the perferred crack serium (baking soda, Some of that shiny fish scale scama shit, and a lil love). Brew it until the oily cheese starts forming on the top. Dip and rotate the apple until the cheese coats and cools to a urine/amber color. Removing the core is optional, but must be replaced by either more crack or candy.
Trick or treat in the ghetto can be rewarding, Candies, chocolate and crack apples are abundant on hslloween!
by fo zum April 26, 2009
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Apple DBD Racism

Being racist to people who use apple products in ‘Dead by Daylight
While I was playing, I experienced casual Apple DBD Racism!”
by BdBalls November 12, 2023
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cooking apple

A person that seems to be nice but is actually not nice.
I thought it was going to be nice but they ended up being a cooking apple
by Garmo May 24, 2024
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apple danish

Vagina, used in the context of oral sex.
I really enjoyed eating her apple danish for beeakfast.
by Actuarius81 October 12, 2021
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apple

THE BEST FRUIT ON EARTH!!!(only after watermelon duh!) get that?
by Emiily September 8, 2021
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apple care

the shittiest and most expensive repair service that will deny your request to have your device fixed
If you pay for apple care, you are literally special needs.
by mad_nic November 8, 2021
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