Ass Blasting 

Aggressively flatulating.

I'm experiencing serious Ass Blasting right now.

Ass Blasting by The spagnetti master! June 13, 2016

Ass hammock 

The act of putting your phone in your underwear so you have both hands free when sitting on the toilet

Dont ever use AOC's phone. That nasty bitch puts it's in in her ass hammock so she can wipe her ass with two hands. No telling what kind of socialist funk is in her drawers

Ass hammock by Concretekiller1 MOG May 22, 2019

ass cotton 

the little balls of toilet paper that get caught and rung up in your ass pubes that are immune to being picked. Very valuable when collected in a large quantity.

1. When the nigger tried picking my ass cotton, he couldn't make them budge.

2. I had so much ass cotton wrapped up in my ass pubes that I no longer could drop the kids off at the pool.

ass cotton by Daniel0504710 February 18, 2008

ass bullet 

The slang term used in a medical environment for suppositories.

The young man had a fever so the strapping male nurse gave him an ass bullet

ass bullet by Petch October 6, 2006

Ass Farmer 

sombody who has lots of butt sex

John im completely fine that your gay,but are you really an ass farmer?

Ass Farmer by Ethan D. March 30, 2007

Ass Bag 

A complete and utter asshole who deserves to big kicked in the ball sack. This word can be combined with jack ass for increased emphasis on the person’s total worthlessness, e.g. jackassbag.

I hope that fucking ass bag rots in hell.

Ass Bag by Patchdawg March 7, 2008

Ass Helmet 

When someone's ass is so hairy, it looks like their ass is wearing a helmet.

Donnie took off his pants at the Bucs game and his friends asked him if that was a football helmet or just an ass helmet.

Ass Helmet by Wild Bor January 7, 2009