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Baked potato

The term used to refer to an individual acting clumsy, gullible, or stupid. A baked potato is a person who usually is devoid of basic common sense and can lower the intelligence of others around them due to their utter lack of comprehension. All though baked potatoes are a very particular entity, we have all been baked potatoes at one point or another and that's okay.
Person 1: Oh my goodness!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Mark is such a baked potato!
Person 2: Tell me about it!
by notyouraveragemale May 23, 2022
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Hot Potato

This term is used to describe someone who has 'verbal diarrhea', speaks fast without breaks, and usually has speech that is discombobulated, hard to understand, or difficult to hear;

Someone who is speaking so fast, as if they have a hot potato in their mouth that they are trying to cool down;

When a person sounds like they have a hot potato in their mouth;

When a person is trying to talk with their mouth full, but there is nothing in their mouth;

It sounds like gibberish speech.
That person is hot-potatoing...

"Stop hot-potatoing!"

"You are hot-potatoing again!"

Why did you hot potato?

"Speak properly - I can't hear you with all that hot-potatoing..."
by Aamich December 16, 2023
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Ugly potato koala

Commonly referred to as bonnie moss who is the kween of this you will find they are very sarcastic and very bitchy. Never cross one
Hey dude did you talk to bonnie last night

Yea she's definitely the ugly potato koala kween
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Potato Patch

Someone who is bad at their sport or occupation but is noted to be good.
Ernie DAVIS is a potato patch at football. He doesn't deserve the heisman because he was running against other potato patches.
by itsflux October 11, 2016
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potato place

A place where potatoes are typically put; most often the mouth of a Irish girl or woman.
Shut your potato place or I will make you a real Irish Beauty!
by kmaddesa May 8, 2014
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Night Potatoes

Mashed potatoes you eat at night to help you fall asleep.
I was feeling jittery so I made some “night potatoes” to watch Dawson’s Creek with, in hopes I’d fall asleep sooner than later.
by candiedbones November 8, 2021
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Potato

A carnivorous animal that secretly kills humans
Oh look a killer potato - A random person
by shadow2329382938 June 25, 2022
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