2 wet 4 paddlin' ...let's go swimmin'

When a man gets his other half over-excited that he feels it necessary to skip foreplay and go straight for intercourse

He said to his lady " Aye it's "2 wet 4 paddlin' ...let's go swimmin''"

by Thal July 12, 2014

Might as well, can't dance, to wet to plow, fish ain't biting.

An old southern saying. A term of acknowledgement or boredom.

Will you go to the store and get some milk? Might as well, can't dance, to wet to plow, fish ain't biting.

by Psycat2 September 25, 2014

push my knees im just not wet yet

a phrase often used by wild, drunk, country girls while being plugged by highschool linebackers when they cant seem to hit the right spot

ooh! ooh! yes! ooh! almost! oh, push my knees im just not wet yet!!!

by davis flowers September 18, 2006

legally blonde and his skunk head wife and there home alone looking receding line twerp of a son that cries himself to sleep and still wets the bed

Lucius, narcissa, and draco malfoy

I hate legally blonde and his skunk head wife and there home alone looking receding line twerp of a son that cries himself to sleep and still wets the bed.

by buttery orbreese May 27, 2021

wet gem

A beautiful wet virgin vagina ready for a pounding

That girl Rose had a nice wet gem

by Variant_D June 20, 2016

Wet Wilma

After a guy cums inside of a chick she puts her finger inside herself to get it wet, then inserts her finger into his ear, in the style of a "wet willy".

"Bro, I smashed this chick last night and afterwards the b*** gave me a wet wilma"!

by PhatFat81 November 25, 2025

waters not wet

not stating the obvious

“laurens ginger” “lol waters not wet”

by lozgx April 27, 2021