Poop Claw

The hand you use to wipe your butt, esp. for non-hand washers.

He came out of the bathroom and tried to give me a hug, and I said 'Don't touch me with that filthy Poop Claw!'

Poop Claw by Cubswin60611 November 29, 2010

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Poop-ortunity

The moment you find the only gas station or indoor toilet for the next 50 miles and sieze opportunity to poop.

Husband: STOP right there at that filling station!! I need to take this poop-ortunity, I've been prarie doggin for the past 10 miles!

Wife: Cut it off at 30 minutes!... and WHO says 'filling station' anyway?!

Poop-ortunity by tootymcfruggle March 13, 2009

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poop tongue

a common mating call, war cry, battle chant, or just something to yell in the town of Charlevoix, Michigan.

Pronounced poup tongue.

poop tongue!

poop tongue by KingKanobra February 14, 2012

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Poop and shoot

When someone (usually male) takes a big dump in a toilet, then proceeds to shoot at the piece of poop with a strong stream of pee. Typically, the goal is to break the poop into two pieces. This can most easily be accomplished if the poop is in log form.

Jason (on the phone): "Hey I gotta hang up. I need to go in the bathroom for a round of poop and shoot."

Poop and shoot by WantsToEatOutSaraChong June 29, 2014