Chum Hair

The one single nasty ass pubic hair you find in, on, or around a public toilet, or deeply imbedded in the cheese of a previously edible pizza/pussy.

Boy I had to blow pretty hard to get that chum hair off the seat at the ball park!

Hmmmh pizza's here! Wait, *sigh* dammmmIT!

by Galvin Blascock June 15, 2007

downstairs hair

Hair in the pubic region

"Dude, she doesn't shave her downstairs hair!"

by Harvey Fixx December 11, 2007

Chilean Haircut

(n) After shaving your partners head against their will, glue their hair back onto their scalp using freshly made feces as an adhesive.

Brittney needs to wear a hat after she was a victim of a chilean haircut last night.

by Vein Johnson February 23, 2011

Big League Hair

Originated from professional baseball payers who grew their hair out because they are so good, they could. Now the phrase can be used to describe someone whos hair resembles Johnny Damon's, Manny Ramirez's, Jason Giambi's etc.

That guys got some big league hair.

by mike16 April 21, 2007

pull a girls hair day

go up to any girl and pull there hair until there bald

bro why did you pull fayths hair?

Don’t worry it’s pull a girls hair day today
oh ok

by jameseatschildren October 5, 2020

sex hair

It sorta messy and sticking up.

sex hair-Joe Jonas has sex hair, its messy and looks even better when hes sweaty!

by gummybearlicker August 24, 2008

haircuts

These are only for sissies and the military. They are terribly painful experiences where one is forced to be subjected to elevator music and a person staring at you head for way too long. But do not fear, for we do not need them. Let your hair grow, and let your mind expand.

Haircuts are only for sissies and the military.

by ShoesRBad March 20, 2003