hair

hair on any head, ooor where the sun don't shine

no more hair for the narwal

by shushie slushie January 06, 2021

monkey hair tickler

someone who likes to pluck hairs out of a monkey and tickle them with it who happens to be very ugly

Stacy: did you see Kendi today? And what she posted on her story ugh she's such a monkey hair tickler *eye roll*

Kendi: wait hold up, that's my name..

the rest of the group: oop

Kendi: why are you talking shit, Stacy? it's not my fault your bf cheated on you with Kendra

the rest of the group: OOOO

Stacy: oh don't even, we all know you're just jealous because no one likes you, not even our group likes you. You have no friends and everyone knows it

Kendi: you know what ? Fuck you

*they fight and Kendi gets jumped by the group and gets her ass beat to a poulp*

btw follow my insta : pe4ceisup

by peacein.it.my.way June 20, 2024

knotted hair

The worst, especially if it takes a while to brush. (me rn)

(also I'm first to make this :))

"Start brushing! You've got knotted hair!!"

by YOU'RE SUS March 02, 2022

Hair Slugging

using oil to lock in moisture overnight

The TikTok really made hair slugging famous

by Raavi1506 March 18, 2023

Joise hairs

Hairs on your head more known as baby hairs when your hairs in a ponytail

Wow, your Joise hairs are very noticeable when it humid out.

by Aslgaeecney August 01, 2015

Hair cheek

Stupid hore's who need to get a life.

Those hair cheeks have been with a lot of people.

by BlockRoastsPeople February 20, 2021

Jewbic hair

A rare, but awesome, disorder in which a Jewish person's pubes are twice a poofy as their Jew Fro.

His Jewbic Hair was so enormous, he needed to wear a yarmulka on his penis region.

by VomSquad June 04, 2017