Duck

Lucas

"I see a duck!"
"I see a Lucas!"

by Dankus_Memeus666 October 29, 2019

Darkwing Duck

1. Something I jerk off furiously to.
2. Something I ejaculate quickfully at.
3. Something I edge at lightspeed towards.
4. Something I goon fast and delirious for.

"DOOOHHH, LETS GET DANGEROUS DARKWING DUCK, IM ABOUT TO CUUUUUUUM!!!!!"

by Garunga de Grigglo Balongo IV April 9, 2025

organic duck

its to be seen as a joke defintion

Wow that's as amazing as a organic duck

by skeet now eat a beat April 24, 2020

Duck 'N Fuck

A game that begins with eating a tremendous amount of greasy duck meat with your partner. After you both have had your fill, strip naked and begin having really rough sex. The first person to shit loses.

I had a really rough Christmas, but at least I beat Heather at Duck 'N Fuck. That bitch shit all over the floor!

by davebarr19 September 2, 2015

Duck Check

The quick ducking action taken in a puclic restroom to see if any closed stalls are occupied. Often performed to assure safeness in performing a private conversation, whistling, or loud, obnoxious singing. If a duck check proves the company of another restroom-user, silence will ensue.

Bob: Yeah, so then she told me...
Rob: Hold on let me do a duck check.
Bob: Well?
Rob: You're good. There's no one here.

by jeenee417 August 11, 2010

Howard The Duck

Apparently the most powerful Marvel character in the MCU who makes brief cameo's in the Guardians of the Galaxy universe.

Some MCU fans watching Gaurdians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
MCU Fan 1: Wait! Rewind! See that duck?
MCU Fan 3: Yeah.
MCU Fan 1: That's Howard the Duck. The strongest character in the whole Marvel Canon.
MCU Fans besides MCU Fan 1: Thats fucking stupid.
MCU Fan 1: Oh yeah? Read these.
MCU Fans read comics of Howard the Duck being the strongest.
MCU Fan 4: Oh my god!
MCU Fan 2: Did that duck just wipe the floor with the Beyonder and The Man above all?!
MCU Fan 1: Told Ya.

by MDawg1491 June 29, 2023

snuggle duck

A snuggle duck is a drunk female that can no longer walk straight and has to snuggle up to anyone and anything in her immediate surroundings just to stay up right. Snuggle ducks are usually down to fool around, however said duck will need help waddling to the room and will most likely pass out instantly.

"Woah! That snuggle duck just waddled into that wall! She must be ready to go!"

by Babyballin February 19, 2014