as big as my dick 

a phrase used to describe the length of something

i just bought a new flat screen tv

oh really, how big

fifty inches. it almost as big as my dick

as big as my dick by tmnt handshake January 25, 2011

Sucking the Days Dick 

A term used when your day has transformed you into being a whore. This usually involves a day at the office, school or any undesirable place the you're commited to being at. While at one of these undesirable places you are constantly trying to please others with no sense of belonging or gratitude for your accomplishments.

Bob: Hey man! Let's go hang out and watch the ball game this afternoon...

Scott: I can't dude! I'm stuck here at the office sucking the days dick!

Sucking the Days Dick by Daywalker0623 August 22, 2011

cotton swab dick chick 

A girl who uses a cotton swab to gather seminal fluid from dicks.

Hey, stop that girl! She's a cotton swab dick chick and she's stole me cum. (say it in an Irish accent)

cotton swab dick chick by PGVaginamort November 23, 2016

In house dick

Living with a man that you can have sex with at any time.

If I have to be quarantined during this pandemic, thank God I have In house dick.

In house dick by KimmieRose April 22, 2020

clever dick 

British or Australian slang for someone who tries too hard to show that they are clever, in a way which annoys other people.

He's such a clever dick, blogging about things he really knows nothing about.

clever dick by Irma Expat July 8, 2006

Dick Gravy 

Basically this words is yet another slang term for "semen".

Bitch keep suckin till you taste this dick gravy!!!

Dick Gravy by Datnigga May 4, 2004

mr dickster 

it's your penis dumb ass

your slick ass uncle who is always trying to bust it up on junior bitches

any teacher that you ever had

Cousin 1: What is mr dickster doing at the high school football game? dude doesn't even have kids.

Cousin 2: fucjer is hunting cheerleaders.

Cousin 1: nice.

mr dickster by drpoonandtheteenangels August 28, 2009