The Challenge to God

Then accept the challenge. Under the full weight of my accomplishment and in the absence of my incredulity, come and face me coward. No obfuscating the meaning of words. No withholding information. The "Truth" vs The Truth. Fully contextualized by the truth.

Hym "Then accept the challenge to God, coward. You and your coward God are a blight on the face of the earth and you fled and wept like a child because you didn't have gall to face me and then YOU CALLED IT THE OPPOSITE! You called it THE OPPOSITE! The said you were courageous for running and crying and hiding and lying. And you shielded the people leading a stalking a harassment campaign against me, chose to actively participate in it, and then enlist politicians to continue to allow it. You're an embarrassment. Shame unto your God! Pathetic."

by Hym Iam July 12, 2024

Dylan Challenge

The practice of trying to only be awake for four hours a day as well as monthly fat girl visits. Please perform at your own risk

I think me and my buddies are going to try the Dylan challenge!

by NotAdamBates July 13, 2024

Domestically Challenged

Inability or reluctancy to do common household chores, such as cleaning and cooking.

I am domestically challenged because I hate doing the dishes.

by Wendolyn July 15, 2024

cheefer challenge

A challenge for only the strongest of stoners. Gather 4-6 people and buy the cheapest cart you can find, and pick a movie. Pass the brand new cart around the group and take turns taking blinkers. The goal is to empty the cart before the movie ends or before the entire group enters a weed coma.

Guy 1: Hey dude, you want to do a cheefer challenge this weekend? You can pick the movie.

Guy 2: No way dude, I got absolutely obliterated last time.

by Zelefant July 23, 2024

Benson Charles

Benson charles means someone who loves miners from Minecraft. You usually refer to benson Charles by summoning his Uner demons. Our beloved Benny Benny boy is a ni…ce person. We love our Benny boy

OH MY BENSON CHARLES! Yelled the gripping miner

by Simmy Whopper (the Gyattsicle) July 29, 2024

King Charles I of England

The single nicest man to walk the face of earth. The man who was anointed by God. The Parliament, consisted of r3tards who probably think they should ride a Canyon Aeroad on a Downhill MTB Trail. King Charles did NOTHING wrong!! Collecting ship money is absolutly correct!! and he was the one, who sadly got be-headed by the r3tarted parliament

James Chapman: And so King Charles I of England got beheaded because he disagreed with parliament and reb...

Paul: Oh shut the fuck up James Cuntmann, King Charles I was a perfect idol in every way. Parliament nobles are the one who should've been be-headed. #KINGCHARLESIDIDNOTHINGWRONG!!!!

*The Class: Based, Paul.

by Knmagor October 13, 2023

Molecularly Challenged Cabbage

Having or possessing properties similarly to those of a molecularly challenged cabbage, such as low or nonexistent IQ, a particular stink or smell, or a tendency to act as though one is a molecularly challenged cabbage. This word is commonly used as an insult, or to confuse people without an inkling to what it could mean.

Have you interacted with Brody yet today? He smells similarly to a molecularly challenged cabbage.
She has the IQ of a molecularly challenged cabbage.
Have you met Zack yet? They are as hyper and confused as a molecularly challenged cabbage in pickling brine.

by Generic Villain October 22, 2023