I'm deceased

When you're so shocked, happy and like, done; you're on the ground, like about to die, of excitement.

Phrase popularised by Jeffree Star, and that above is his explanation.

Also a name of one the eyeshadow colour of the brand new Jeffree Star Blue Blood pallete.

I'm deceased after seeing the new Jeffree Star pallete, I could literally pass out.

by I'm not gay but im gay March 15, 2019

I woke up Chris Breezy

A usage of multiple words to use against women when they do retarded shit, it is based off a nickname of a man who beats the shit out of women

Woman: tries to put out fire with oil

me: I woke up Chris breezy

by BucketFullOfMyDriedCum August 23, 2021

i hate women

me too bro me too...

man i hate women so much

by boy what da hell May 4, 2022

I wish you the runs

To cordially wishith upon the runs/diarrhea to someone/something

Someone cuts you off while driving on the road: "I wish you the runs"

by J-Bye January 17, 2009

I R Teh Winrar

When you want to congratulate yourself on a job well done and don't mind sounding like a geeky dumbass.

Don't let anyone tell you you're using it wrong, it's not some computer-y thing, it's a statement of your coolness.

Plus it rhymes.

"I just put my pants on the right way, I R Teh Winrar!"

by KittyButt September 29, 2009

I Am Back

Referring to the the previous absence of ones self and the present attendance of ones self in a present situation.

Hey guys, I am back! Let's get this started!

by ViceWiseman March 24, 2010

I'm gonna shit

A saying used in cases of extreme emotion (i.e anger, excitement, sadness, and frustration)

-"If Penelope Garcia dies I'm gonna shit"

-"Who is that girl he's with"

"If he's cheating on me I'm gonna shit"

-"I'm so excited for Vampire Diaries I'm gonna shit"

-"I'm gonna shit if I don't find my yoga pants"

by SBFL September 26, 2010