ball up top

When faced with a difficult or emotionally charged situation, "ball up top" is used to keep composure and handle the problem with a calm, controlled demeanor.

In September 2024, X user @kfmsr discovered he was not the parent of his alleged child. He responded to this statement with a calm demeanor, retweeting "She ain't mine. Ball up top 🚶🏿 ♂️".
I found out my long-distance girlfriend was not taking 'night shifts' at her job. Ball up top.
by lilwizardry September 14, 2024
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Ball up top

“Ball up top” is a saying in pickup basketball that means the ball is returned to the top of the key and alerts players that the next point is starting.

Often used to indicate that one is moving on.
Just found out my daughter ain't mine. Ball up top🚶🏿 ♂️
by maximi September 14, 2024
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Top-toed

A woman who is vastly attractive to the outward eye but is shy and not aware/conscious of how beautiful she is.
“Wow. I’ve never met a person as top-toed as she is. What a fascinating young lady.”
by Olsacellist December 24, 2023
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Pizza-top it

To avoid the police while driving drunk and/or speeding, by using the pizza delivery roof topper you kept after Papa John's fired you.
Man, I'm totally wasted and there are cops everywhere. Gonna have to pizza-top it.
by ChakaSlestack October 17, 2011
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Top-shelving

When you pop a dip dipping tobacco in your upper lip.
His lower tray was raw so he embraced top-shelving a beaver pinch.
by hilarioyo November 16, 2015
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Top-Dog Finishing Move

During cowgirl sex, with the girl on top, before the man ejaculates, he grabs her and wrestles her over, ejaculating on top of her to show dominance.
Jessica: "Josh did the Top-Dog Finishing move on me last night, it was SO hot."
by Soonfald May 04, 2020
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Tin Top

Tin Top, what a simp.

Hear Tin Top, simping all the time.
by cupotea1234 April 19, 2021
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