purple jesus 

A large amount of ends of bottles of liquor, mixed together with bug juice, and usually served out of a tub or trash can. Named because it is purple, and will be seen again later.

I drank way too much purple jesus, and passed out on the lawn.

purple jesus by DangerDave September 12, 2006

Black Jesus 

Simply and Utterly Denzel Washington

Damn did you see Denzel in that last movie, mother fucker is the Black Jesus.

Black Jesus by Swiz Nasty May 15, 2006

a jesus (said together) 

a long period of time, enternally or forever

it's going to take us a jesus to get to the mall from here.

a jesus (said together) by Morgan June 29, 2004

team jesus

Derogatory term for Christian clubs and the like. Especially when directed at the evangelical sort.

Fuck! Here comes Team Jesus!

team jesus by Shtting Dicknipples September 17, 2003

pull a jesus 

verb: To act in such a way during sexual activities that one looks surprisingly akin to Jesus Christ on the cross. To do this, one lies motionless with arms spread, making out in such a way that it is commonly confused with gagging.

"I can't believe that Todd would pull a Jesus last night: I guess he was drunker than I thought"

pull a jesus by hugedick April 8, 2009

come to jesus meeting 

A meeting in which a group discusses their flaws. Nobody can interupt another and they can't put words in somebody else's mouth (she doesnt like me).

After this terrible week, the staff really needs a come to jesus meeting.

come to jesus meeting by BmsGrad January 1, 2009

Smokable Jesus

Another name for marijuana. Aka: Pot, ganja, weed, etc.

Stoner #1: Dude, did you get some of that smokable Jesus?

Stoner #2: Yeah, dude! Let's get fucking ripped off our asses!

Smokable Jesus by Jebus of America April 13, 2009