clown college

1. to be in bad standing

2. to be low in quality

3. to be unintelligent

4. to be juvenile in nature

1. i'm not partying at the silver fox anymore bro, that place is clown college.

2. man these seats are clown college, couldn't we have gotten closer to the ring?

3. yo that girl you were talking to last night was clown college, i hope you got her number.

4. yo don't invite mark to the party, every time i see that dude it's full on clown college and shit.

by mick_the_skin June 26, 2010

College Ten

1. See "ghetto."

"Damn, look at his cigarette-butt covered face...he is so College Ten."

by Bejesus May 7, 2003

college wife

A girl who is "married" to a college frat. She does many requests given from him (usually sexual) in return for and endless supply of free alcohol at parties. There are many rules that go along. One of which is that a frat can have as many "wives" as he pleases, however a girl cannot have a college husband. Very sexist and implies the ideals of patriarchy.

I made a booty call to my second college wife last night at 3AM. I guess she values free alcohol over sleep.

by KasYie March 14, 2017

colleen

a stupid jidiot. a girl who makes up her own language and speaks it all day making everyone annoyed at her. a girl who is overly obnoxious and idiotic.

friend 1 - hey do you know that girl?
friend 2 - yeah her name is colleen
friend 3 - she's such a stupid jidiot

by chickaboo July 2, 2009

college basketball

Super good base for going to NBA afterwards...

LOOK AT LeBron James #23 ! ! !
He has a Nike Contract of 100million$
I mean dude!! Let's all play ball, and get into college, the rest is up to you :)

(too bad i live in belgium and there is no college Bballin :( )

Person X : yo did you see James slam it home yesterday?
Person Y: Fo Sure!! I'm bound to be drafted next season by NBA
Person X: NO way man, where can i sign up for college basketball?
Person Y: *sigh*

by G G G G G G August 17, 2006

Cape Henry Collegiate

The CHC Dolphins really know how to ride those white privileged VB waves. It would be in each and every American's best interest to come shadow at Cape for a day... you will endure the wrath of unnecessary $2000 shoes, politically incorrect lingo, you will be frightened for the worlds future after watching the class of 2020 be irrelevant and watching the class of 2021 be complete and total dipshits... every single one of them (oh and if there is a God, buddha, spirits something...please help that class of 2022). Do not be surprised if someone tells you that your outfit is out of dress code... some parts of individualism do NOT contribute to the CHC brand: White, white, white, white, rich, rich, white, rich, really rich, oh and usually stupid. In all seriousness though, Cape Henry is full of many different types of people with different socioeconomic statuses, backgrounds, and intellectual capabilities and you can see alllllll that diversity on their advertisements because they make sure you don't know how much diversity we lack. Anyway, can't wait for you to join the dolphin family, here we do value second chances (if your parents can pay the big bucks for your unacceptable mistakes) honestly, we should add "$forgiveness$" to the 4 CHC pillars. SUMMARY: CHC = Great place, great people.

Guy: "so what is your school like?"

Girl: "Idk bunch of privileged kids running around being dumbasses..."
Guy: "Oh so you go to Cape Henry Collegiate?"

by yayelayeaaa July 11, 2019

collene

A collene is a straight down crackwhore who strives for attention from all the human beings with a penis wherever she goes.

Collene: I'm abit typsy to say the least, double brandy and cokes are to blame, need a black dick.
Me:.......

by BOOIOM December 21, 2013