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Take a number 3

To masturabate, jerkoff, or rub one out. The action of releasing a load of nut juice.
Damn boys it's been fun but it's getting late and I really gotta take a number 3.

A number one is to piss a number 2 is to shit so a number 3 must be....... To bust a nut
by Therealslimanus_cheech-o January 24, 2022
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Take a sue

To politely excuse yourself when you need to take a stinky number 2. Typically said when you feel the bubbly guts after drinking too much coffee.
Please excuse me. I need to take a sue.
by SCHLAMit November 2, 2020
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To take a Theo

That girl is out of your league, you are going to take a Theo
by Mydittotoolong April 9, 2021
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I'll take my question off the air

in a group text: immediately leaving the group after asking a question followed by proclaiming "i'll take my question off the air." A gesture to receive a response one-on-one from any member
Me: Anyone think the building 7 thing is real?
Me: I'll take my question off the air
"Me" has left the group at 11:57pm
by mankthetank May 26, 2016
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Take it to the hoop

If you get busted with the rock, take it to the hoop in the squad car.
by milo the unkempt July 26, 2023
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