Take the Shortcut

To walk in circles around your highschool to avoid going to class.

Cora: Oh shit, I've got Mrs. Crandall's class next and she's a total bitch.
Oliver: Let's take the shortcut.

by SquidyKitty June 18, 2015

Taking the shackles off

During a hot shit the T-shirts off and the trousers / shorts are located around the ankles.

Taking the shorts and trousers off giving you full access to stretch and move your legs around giving you full freedom

“take the shackles off”

Tom- Yo Gary u ever taken a hot shit T-shirt off

Gary - Yeah all the time, you ever tried taking the shackles off too increases mobility.

Tom- no way I will give a go next time

by toms memes August 24, 2022

Give or take an ish

When you want to explain something is too much or too little of something you give or take an ish.

Papa it's too cold outside! The children said.
Yes. Give or take an ish. The Father replied.

by Eggspectacular7 October 10, 2025

Who will take me out

The new style which olosho are using to advertise their business

Who will take me out
I'm lonely

by Youngbello1 July 26, 2022

taking the piss

It can just mean making fun of someone or something; it can mean blatantly flouting what one knows to be a rule or normally acceptable behaviour, just because one can get away with it; it can mean selfishly taking advantage of someone, or of a situation, or taking a liberty, especially one involving hogging all of what is understood to be a shared resource for oneself.

That's the eighth time you've been back to that all-you-can-eat buffet table and filled three plates, Dave. You're taking the piss now.

by fiachdubh April 4, 2024

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

Take a Stick to It

Forget finesse; it’s hammer time. When you're fed up with a problem that just won't budge and decide the only logical solution is to metaphorically (or literally) beat it into submission. Usually involves aggressive levels of determination and a touch of creativity

McCarty and Roby stare at the broken irrigation system on the deck.
McCarty: This dang thing's glued shut, I swear.
Roby: (picks up a stick) Sometimes, you just gotta take a stick to it.
Roby smacks the pipe with the stick like he’s auditioning for a drum solo. Water bursts out and they exchange laughs.

by RoflcopteringPotench January 25, 2025