vapid pie 

Besides the nice-looking crust, it's an otherwise empty pie. Akin to the nothingburger, it is the crown dish served up by know-nothing, empty promise makin' shit talkin' motherfuckers.

"oooooh no! you ain't gonna serve me up none of that vapid pie asshole, I want my motherfuckin money in cash!"
"Said he had it all locked down, turns out he just served us a vapid pie and left."
"sweet deal he said, once in a lifetime... now I'm choking on vapid pie."

vapid pie by war-n January 11, 2019

sticky pie

Sticky pie: a game where a group of women (at least 2) stand in a circle around a gusher placed on the floor in the middle. They then have a race to see who can cum on the gusher the fastest. The last person to cum on the gusher must eat it. Works best when participants are drunk and hungry

omg, sis, we played sticky pie last night and I won! I feel bad for Suzan, though. She lost. I think he's in therapy right now.

sticky pie by 666yourmum January 23, 2019

Butt pie 

But pie is when people have anal sex and then go down on each other.

#1 Man, I clowned that girl. # 2 How? I have her a Butt pie, but I didn't eat back!

Butt pie by Sasha#forgetaboutit February 9, 2019

care pie

Occurs when a person(s) attempting to covertly commit a malicious act(s) against another person(s) are prematurely discovered resulting in poorly scripted justification excuses that present those actions as beneficial to the target person. There are many reasons this can happen but commonly is due to either the collectives inability to properly formulate a well thought out undetectable plan of attack, or their targets unanticipated over attention to details.

"I'm just now hearing that Bob had a drug addiction?"

"Yeah his coworkers tried to make him think it was the drugs he was using making him crazy by doing a bunch of weird stuff but he caught them doing it so it became an Intervention instead of bob actually losing his mind and winding up in the nervous hospital "

"What did he do then? "

"Bob's been in a good mood since putting down the drugs and since having cleaned out the care pie. Probably won't do anything at all if coworkers continue being good coworkers, but the statue of limitations on those actions committed lasts a long time so they'll have to keep that up for a while."

"Is bob mad about being care pied?"

"I don't think so. Like any paranoid weirdo bob learned that the dick was in his ass early and instead of fighting it he learned to enjoy it. Can't say I'd be the same way. What about that local school and/or college sports team?"

care pie by TheGreatestWhite February 13, 2019

care pie

Occurs when a person(s) attempting to covertly commit a malicious act(s) against another person(s) are prematurely discovered resulting in poorly scripted justification excuses that present those actions as beneficial to the target person. There are many reasons this can happen but commonly is due to either the collectives inability to properly formulate a well thought out undetectable plan of attack, or their targets unanticipated over attention to details.

"I'm just now hearing that Bob had a drug addiction?"

"Yeah his coworkers tried to make him think it was the drugs he was using making him crazy by doing a bunch of weird stuff but he caught them doing it so it became an Intervention instead of bob actually losing his mind and winding up in the nervous hospital "

"What did he do then? "

"Bob's been in a good mood since putting down the drugs and since having cleaned out the care pie. Probably won't do anything at all if coworkers continue being good coworkers, but the statue of limitations on those actions committed lasts a long time so they'll have to keep that up for a while."

"Is bob mad about being care pied?"

"I don't think so. Like any paranoid weirdo bob learned that the dick was in his ass early and instead of fighting it he learned to enjoy it. Can't say I'd be the same way. What about that local school and/or college sports team?"

care pie by TheGreatestWhite February 13, 2019

Cry pie 

When something gets you sad that you literally become a pie of tears

Can be used as an adjective or a noun.

Somebody: “there’s no more ice-cream”

You: “I’m a cry pie”

Cry pie by amyisthebomb March 11, 2019

smooth pie 

The offering of accepting oral pleasure from a woman who has a completely shaven vagina

As I returned from a lengthy road trip, I was welcomed home with a smooth pie.

She was mad at me, but I knew she serving the smooth pie.

smooth pie by Has A Lengthy beard June 3, 2019