John Blaze 

A reference to extremely hot temperatures. Also, first cousin of Jack Frost.

"Dang!, It's John Blaze outside today!"

John Blaze by DRM July 18, 2006

John Krasinski 

The hottest guy on television and one of the stars of The Office. Great actor, ridiculously funny AND he went to Brown so he must be pretty smart!

Me: Oh my god John Krasinski is so hot!

Naive Friend: Who?

Me: I hate you.

John Krasinski by i will marry john krasinski someday October 23, 2007

john cena 

The hottest guy in WWE RAW!!! With a KICK ASS comeback at the Royal Rumble!!!

Let's go watch WWE RAW. Lets Watch John Cena Kick Some A$$!

john cena by WWEHottie February 20, 2008

john kerry 

mofuckin cocksucka. often referred to as "trifflin," or "trippin."

"Dat bitch John Kerry be one mofuckin cocksucka."
"Word."

john kerry by Jim GAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGA August 18, 2006

John Lennon 

When someone walks in on you while you're jacking off and you turn to them, say "I'm your biggest fan," and then shoot your wad on their chest.

Last night, Sally walked in my room to get a piece of paper, and much to her chagrin, I gave her a big ole John Lennon. High five!

John Lennon by Polly Purebread March 29, 2008

John McCain's Syndrome

A strange disorder that you have been tortured for nine years as a POW and cannot lift your hands above your head.

Cop: "Put your hands on your head!"

Man: "I can't... I have John McCain's Syndrome!"

John McCain's Syndrome by Some random hippie's horse? January 25, 2009

John Anderson 

inventor of shaved-head flow.

He's rocking John Anderson's brilliant invention

John Anderson by doeeee January 8, 2012