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The Angry Johnson Thompson 

When your man's being particularly disrespectful and you want to knock him down a few pegs. Set the scene for a special night and drop some hints about a blow job. Blindfold and start to tease.. Once suitably worked up, take a vengeful back swing and kick him in the Johnson (penis) as hard as he deserves.

When he's inevitably angry, naked and confused, tell him to search 'Angry Johnson Thompson' on urban dictionary.
The Angry Johnson Thompson:

Sam kept quoting urban dictionary references so my sister Anna recommended I treat him to the Angry Johnson Thompson.

Laura: "Yeah great Idea!"

Anna: "make sure you take a big back swing"

Laura: "Have you got any steel toe cap boots I can borrow?"
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Jamal The 3rd Jr

A nigga that looks like a fucking chimpanze
Bro u Jamal The 3rd Jr Stop Acting Like A Nigga

Torturing The Pain Junkie 

(1) The act of frivolously trying to get under somebody skin but failing miserably
(2) Failing To Trigger A Person
(3) trying to hurt a person only to realize that you're more helping them than hurting them
Nancy Reagan's" Just Say No" campaign help to publicize and give free publicity
to drug dealers rather than discourage people from using drugs because before the campaign most people weren't using drugs from get go but it made the non drug users look "uncool" and "ostracized" it was like Torturing The Pain Junkie
Torturing The Pain Junkie by EmJayee November 10, 2018

bon-the-fuck-jour

"what the fuck is up" in french

(if u arent obsessed with gerard way and frank iero whats wrong with u)
Gee: "What the fuck is up" in french is:
Frank: bon-the-fuck-jour
Gee: it is isn't it?
Frank: *little nod* yea
Gee: It Is Now.

dwane the raqi johashem 

the rocks long lost son and reborn in the underworld raised by Osama bin laden, for hid contributions raqi johashem become a world wide star not knowing his origins.
dwane the raqi johashem is the besttt

what is the best joke 

That’s up to you. If you make someone happy that’s all that matters!
What is the best joke?

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